Lag gayi .... Kal result hai!!

Tomorrow 8th august 2011 a normal for some, a boring monday for all, but dreaded day for pcc/ipcc students.
Yes, results for exams held in may 11 are expected to be out by 1400 ist.
The day itself is considered unstable , some of concerned students might feel uneasiness, impatiently moving helter skelter, victims of stomach butterflies every now and then, which will eventually make u say, "Lag gayi.... kal results hai!!!!"
all the best and cheers!!
Regards
Shamoil Plumber (SP)
There's no ctrl + z for Life!!,
so be a ctrl + b and live a cherished life!

The 'Stressed' Trainee: The 'Dead' Signal!

The 'Stressed' Trainee: The 'Dead' Signal!: "The 'Dead' Signal!! It is a beautiful saturday evening with the monsoon clouds hovering above, chilly and polluted air blowing around, and a..."

The 'Dead' Signal!

The 'Dead' Signal!!

It is a beautiful saturday evening with the monsoon clouds hovering above, chilly and polluted air blowing around, and a very happy me, cause its a sunday tomorrow, more importantly no damn work!. I leave my office stationed at crawford market as the preferred landmark to everyone as nobody knows where the hell is Nagdevi Street!!

I leave office with sense of rejoice and freedom towards home, coming towards the main road right below the J.J. Flyover at the patel restaurent junction and theres this beautiful traffic jam...... Simply what a view!!!
Bikers and pedestrians finding nooks and crannies to get pass away, motorists honking towards glory, beautiful swear words falling on your ears!!! Its a delight to watch and listen unless you are not affected!!

The jam is everyday but today is special, today its because of the 'Dead' SIGNAL!!

Confused!!!! A simple imagination will sort your query- just for one day put yourself into the shoes of the traffic signal right below the J.J. Flyover-

and the answer will be that they are no friggin use, why because no one cares the damn about the crappy signals!

If the signals could talk among themselves this is what they woud say, "hey BMC dudes, fetch us some pole dancers-cum- strippers atleast this way someone will look at us!!!!!".....:p

So today the signal has totally given up, the photo uploaded will display the misery of the pole!

So next time you are under the J.J. Flyover please stand in 2 minutes silence for the signal!
May his soul be R.I.P.!!!

This is much for today's experience from my side. "I have bored you alot, i guess??".
Cause I can already predict that the next words from you will be, "abe, jana be kya dimaag ki maa behen ek kar rahela hai be!!!!"....:p

The 'Stressed' Trainee!!!!!: Men Do Not Know How To PEE!!!!

The 'Stressed' Trainee!!!!!: Men Do Not Know How To PEE!!!!: "Men Do Not Know How To PEE!!!! Hey, yup you are reading it right , men do not know how to pee. This is based on experience myself being a pa..."

Men Do Not Know How To PEE!!!!

Men Do Not Know How To PEE!!!!

Hey, yup you are reading it right , men do not know how to pee. This
is based on experience myself being a part of it. Why am I saying so?,
this picture below will clear all your doubts and in future it might
help you get your AIM right!!!!!

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Regards
Shamoil Plumber
There is no 'Ctrl+z' for LIFE!!!!
So be a 'Ctrl+b' and have a cherished LIFE!!!!!!

D 'Stressed' Chartered Accountant Student: The First Post!!!

D 'Stressed' Chartered Accountant Student: The First Post!!!: "wassup blog world people, This is the first post for me, it is said and done in India that money earned through first day work or for this m..."

The First Post!!!

wassup blog world people,
This is the first post for me, it is said and done in India that money earned through first day work or for this matter this post should never be spent cause it is beleived that if spent it you would not get any other earning on that day, in short it is called 'Bohni'(Bo-nee) revenue.

Thus pondering on this lines I realised and questioned myself "hey, wait a second!!, who am I?". Reply came, "you are a Chartered Article Trainee, who has immense knowledge regarding th latest trends, economy mover & shakers, and most importantly about Taxation Matters"
"WHAT!!!" "did I say Taxation Matters!!!!" "hell Yeah!!!!!

It means that 31st July 2011 is around the corner, and the individual salaried people are running helter skelter because as usual they've realised that their company has deducted more income tax than what had ought to be.

Don not worry, You're saviour has arrived, "No,No... It's not Sal'Man' Khan....... It's Me!!!!!

Yup, if you want to file your income tax return it is me who you have to contact

Leave me at mail - shamoilp@gmail.com or feel free to contact without hesitation at this no- 98-cant-give-you,( Sorry mates, got to keep it restricted to mail)

Contact me through mail later through phone.

Wish me all the best !!! cause right now this is all I need to keep this blog running!!!!

Cheers,

Shamoil Plumber,

(P.S.- I am not stressed at all.... guess why?????........ no answer!!!!!

It is a bright Morning and I had a 10 hour sleep)